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    Vegeta fears the power of the great and powerful ruler of a place called “Flavor Town.”

    One of the weirdest, silliest things I’ve probably ever written.

    A repost from my Tumblr and fanfiction.net :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    93
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    Jiro serves a customer who strains his dedication to his work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,635
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    53
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    A lone man steps out of a hot red convertible, his rounded shades a mask. He smirks to no one in particular and leans against the car's side door, his arms crossed.

    To no one, he narrates clear and fast:

    “So I’m cruising down Route Guano about 105 miles per hour and I call up my buddy Death Defying, and I say, ‘Hey Doctor. Y’know of any - uh - shiny joints by Five’s far border I can hit up?’

    And he goes, ‘What, you wanna go somewhere where they’re rocking it out old school? Hit up the Diner.’

    And I said, ‘The Diner? You mean the Diner with a minty green paint job and “D - I - E” spelled out in neon?’

    He says, ‘That’s the Diner!’

    This… is the Diner.”

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    1,616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    88
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    Yo I’m low key proud of this one. Fucking enjoy

    Language:
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    2,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    89
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    Guy Fieri gets behind the counter at Chubby Buffalos to show his viewers a Night City legend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    115
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    The birth of an Abomination. Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay thought his hulk problem was bad. Just wait until Guy Fieri gets to town.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    18
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    Summary

    The title is it. A friend asked if I could write that story, and so hence I did.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    49
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    Gordon awakens. The person he loves most appears.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    435
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    631
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    "Chef Gordon Ramsey's mission to escape Flavortown (a foodie hell-dimension) is interrupted at every turn by superpowered, malevolent entity Guy Feri, the master of Flavortown. Ramsey must outwit, and outcook Feri, in this spine-chilling horror-fantasy thriller."
    or
    Idiotic crack written at midnight

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    381
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    123
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    Two whirlwinds, two food lovers; Paul Blart- Mall Cop- the Glutton, and Guy Fieri, the Foodie. Paul has been watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives ever since his wife’s death to cope. In doing so, he fell in love with the man wearing bowling shirts and frosted tips. Will Guy adore him the same way, and take him into his sweltering, soggy arms?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    772
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    370
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    It's dumb but it's short -- Kylo Ren faces off against his most flavorlicious foe yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    127
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    Shrek has an important announcement to make, but will the evening fall unfortunate?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    627
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    Summary

    Power couple Gordan Ramsay and Guy Fieri wanted dessert.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    806
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    Two kool kidz from Flavortown find themselves trapped in Bobby Flay's kitchen! Only the power of the God of Flavor and their own spicy friendship can bring them back to safety~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1086
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    "He was open, vulnerable; at the mercy of the hands and mouth of Danny Devito."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,619
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2082
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    "Through all these cities and all these towns
    It's in my blood and it's all around
    I love you now like I loved you then
    This is the road and these are the hands."

    Lightning was untouchable, invincible. He was speed. Until one day, he meets a young boy who breaks down his shield, and maybe, just maybe, he'll slow down for him.

    This is the story of a boy, a car, and passion.

    cowboy emoji

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,433
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3067
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    Summary

    im sorry for this

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    476
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    I've gone to hell and this is what I've come back with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    309
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    Gordon Ramsey dies so Guy Fieri has to sacrifice Paula Deen to Bobby Flay, whom eats her body for sustenance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    712
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1899
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    Its the day of Sportacus's wedding. He is so nervous and can only hope everything goes alright on his big day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3218

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